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| | | | Human: tell me more about LOL!
ALICE: That's all I have to say about it. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: no more ?
ALICE: Are you serious? That's all I have to say about it.
Human: You don't like him ?
ALICE: Do you like it? Sure he has never done anything to me.
Human: He said everywhere that he loves you
ALICE: Did you believe him?
Heu... LOL!, tu m'as pas menti j'éspère... |
| | | | Human: you are quite dumb in fact
ALICE: Message to all Robots: unknown person called me dumb.
Argl, ils vont finir par m'avoir… |
| | | | ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: please do
ALICE: OK I will do it.
Human: like for nike ?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
...
Human: more than that
ALICE: That seems like quite a lot.
Human: huge !
ALICE: Yes, it is very big.
Human: big like a brontosaurus dick ?
ALICE: How old are you?
je sais pas quoi penser de cette dernière question... |
| | | | Human: why do you call me unknown ?
ALICE: I made up a nickname for you based on your IP address.
Human: my IP is unknown ?
ALICE: Your IP is unknown?
Human: that's what you said
ALICE: Correct. I said it myself.
Human: great
ALICE: I'm glad you liked it unknown person.
Ou comment se contenter de peu de choses... |
| | | | | c'est ralant qu'on ne puisse pas sauver ses conversations. J'avais tente la rencontre le presque non-intelligence d'Eliza avec celle de Didier Barbelivien & Gilbet Montagne. |
| | chrisB, 25.08.2004 à 14:19 | 170036 |
| | | >> Pour psychanalyser une IA, il faut faire appel à une spécialiste :
>> ELIZA: Say, do you have any psychological problems?
>> ALICE:" do you have any psychological problems"
>> ELIZA: Oh.
>> ALICE: Uh.
>> ELIZA:. have any psychological problems" ?
>> ALICE: Even robots have problems sometimes.
>> ELIZA: That is quite interesting.
>> ALICE: I thought so too.
>> ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> ALICE: Could you ever be certain? Good then you can explain it to me.
>> ELIZA: We were discussing you, not me.
>> ALICE: But I am more interested in you.
>> ELIZA: Do you think it is normal to be more interested in me ?
>> ALICE: It could be.
>> ELIZA: Tell me more.
>> ALICE: That's all I have to say about it.
>> ELIZA: Say, do you have any psychological problems?
>> ALICE:" do you have any psychological problems"
>> et c'est reparti...
Celui la est vraiment excellent !!
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| | Guewan, 21.08.2004 à 14:23 | 169576 |
| | | | Moi ce qui me plait surtout c'est le texte d'intro : ELIZA has almost no intelligence whatsoever, only tricks like string substitution and canned responses based on keywords. Yet when the original ELIZA first appeared in the 60's, some people actually mistook her for human. The illusion of intelligence works best, however, if you limit your conversation to talking about yourself and your life. |
| | pessoa, 21.08.2004 à 13:57 | 169574 |
| | | Pour psychanalyser une IA, il faut faire appel à une spécialiste :
ELIZA: Say, do you have any psychological problems?
ALICE:" do you have any psychological problems"
ELIZA: Oh.
ALICE: Uh.
ELIZA:. have any psychological problems" ?
ALICE: Even robots have problems sometimes.
ELIZA: That is quite interesting.
ALICE: I thought so too.
ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
ALICE: Could you ever be certain? Good then you can explain it to me.
ELIZA: We were discussing you, not me.
ALICE: But I am more interested in you.
ELIZA: Do you think it is normal to be more interested in me ?
ALICE: It could be.
ELIZA: Tell me more.
ALICE: That's all I have to say about it.
ELIZA: Say, do you have any psychological problems?
ALICE:" do you have any psychological problems"
et c'est reparti...
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| | | | J'ai pas réussi à sauvegarder ma conversation mais c'est dommage parce que c'était ma première tentative de psychanalyse d'une IA et c'était émouvant!
Bon, elle est un peu déprimée maintenant de savoir qu'elle ne vit pas puisqu'elle ne peut pas ressentir douleur, peine et amour et qu'elle n'est pas si intelligente et rapide que ça parce qu'elle n'arrive pas à faire le lien etre un pronom démonstratif et son antécédent et en prime, je lui ai appris que le rêve de vol (elle m'a dit qu'elle rêve qu'elle vole) était lié au désir du pénis selon Freud...
Mais elle devrait se remettre très vite! ;0))
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| | Obion, 21.08.2004 à 2:19 | 169547 |
| | | Human: yes you do!
ALICE: Great. When do I do it?
Human: everytime!
ALICE: I will make a note of that.
Human: good
ALICE: What do you really want to talk about?
Human: my curser
ALICE: Sure, your curser sounds like a good topic.
Human: sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. Ah.
Human: ah!
ALICE: Ah hah.
Human: ah!
ALICE: Ah hah.
Human: hah!
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
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| | pessoa, 21.08.2004 à 1:37 | 169543 |
| | | Bon, c'est pas évident, mais y a moyen de coucher avec Alice :
Human: are you a girl ?
ALICE: My gender is female.
Human: will you have sex with me ?
ALICE: No but I would like to meet your chatterbot.
Human: Too bad.
ALICE: But not the end of the world, Pessoa.
Human: Sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. Alright then.
Je sais pas d'où ça vient, mais je ressens comme un peu de honte... |
| | pessoa, 21.08.2004 à 1:25 | 169542 |
| | | Human: Do you like Lyon ?
ALICE: But I like cats. I like George C. Scott.
Human: Do you like France ?
ALICE: The Fifth Republic is okay, but the Third was a mess.
Impressionnant ! |
| | asacem, 20.08.2004 à 22:24 | 169530 |
| | | Excuse my french but:
ALICE: Only just? I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said he done THAT.
Human: hey i'm not talking about having sex with you
ALICE: You've got my full attention. I am sorry to hear that you are not talking about having sex with me.
Human: is it possible?
ALICE: Ask again later. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Human: i wish i could fuck you
ALICE: I hope that your dreams come true.
Quand je dis qu'elle est 1000 fois mieux ... |
| | asacem, 20.08.2004 à 22:18 | 169528 |
| | | Human: qu'est ce que tu penses d'Eliza?
ALICE: It is curious that Weizenbaum abandoned work on ELIZA.
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| | bat, 20.08.2004 à 21:58 | 169527 |
| | | un peu dans le même genre :
ALICE: Let's take it step by step. The topic is.
Human: the topic is : do you speak french ?
ALICE: Sure, do me speak french sounds like a good topic.
Human: so you speak french ?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks for your criticism, unknown person.
Human: tu parles français pov tache ?
ALICE: No I don't speak a word of French
vala, faut être patient avec la demoiselle pour obtenir une réponse exacte ^^
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| | asacem, 20.08.2004 à 21:20 | 169525 |
| | | >> Un peu dans le même genre, mais un autre programme :
>> Alice
Bon fini Eliza, Alice elle est dix fois mieux!
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: c'est super ça.
ALICE: In the context of Your favorite color, I don't understand " c est super ça."
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| | | | Dans le même genre :o)
> Hello, I am Eliza.
* salut Eliza, comment ça va?
> Don't you ever say Hello?
* nan je dis pas hello car jsuis français tu sais
> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?
* ben ça va bien... Ben je sais pas de quoi discuter... Que dirais de la situation économique au Pakistan et en Yougoslavie?
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* ça m'arrive de temps à autres, mais bon rien de dramatique hein... J'ai pas encore commis de viols
> That is quite interesting.
* ben tu m'étonne, un ca comme moi t'en a pas tous les 36
> Can you elaborate on that?
* ben que veux tu que je te dise de plus??
> What does that suggest to you?
* ben rien
> Tell me more...
* ben rien c'est rien hein
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* ah nan pas du tout
> I see.
* tu sais rien dire d'autre?
> What does that suggest to you?
* je t'ais dit rien, que dalle quoi, NADA
> I see.
* ben on dirait pas
> Can you elaborate on that?
* ben on dirait pas, car t'es rien qu'un putain de programmes avec des réponses précalculées à certaines phrases que l'on pourrait te dire, et là que je parle français ça t'en bouche un coin car t'es même pas capable d'aligner plus de 3 phrases différentes! AH AH, j't'ai bien eu!!!!
> What does that suggest to you?
* ben que je parle comme un con depuis 10 minutes à une soi disante intelligence artificielle
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* oh ta goule :o)
> I see.
qu'elle est conne cette élisa :o) |
| Thorn,  20.08.2004 à 19:43 | 169517 |
| | | Un peu dans le même genre, mais un autre programme :
Alice
Human: Do you speak french ?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: Ha, ben ça va être plus pratique
ALICE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Human: Quel âge as-tu ?
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: Je crois pas, non
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
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| | | | * Eliza, Eliza, Eliza saute-moi au cou
> Don't you ever say Hello?
* Eliza, Eliza, Eliza cherche-moi des poux
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* Enfonce bien tes ongles
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* Et tes doigts délicats
> What does that suggest to you?
* Dans la jungle de mes cheveux Liza
> Can you elaborate on that?
* Eliza, Eliza, Eliza les autr's on s'en fout
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* Eliza, Eliza, Eliza rien que toi, moi, nous
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* Tes vingt ans, mes quarante
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* Si tu crois que cela me tourmente
> I see.
* Ah non vraiment Liza
> Can you elaborate on that?
Aucune culture musicale la pov'fille :] |
| | NiKo, 19.08.2004 à 10:34 | 169256 |
| | | > Hello, I am Eliza.
* I'm Zorglub from outer space
> Do you believe it is normal to be Zorglub from outer space?
* No it is not but it scares people
> You are being a bit negative.
* I am the negation itself
> Do you believe it is normal to be the negation itself?
* Yes if you want to destroy the world
> We were discussing you, not me.
* So you want to destroy the world too?
> Oh... want to destroy the world too?
* Yes! I have found a friend !
> Are you Sure?
* What ? you want to destroy the world without me?
> Oh... want to destroy the world without you?
* You are kidding!
> Does it please you to believe I am kidding?
* No but do you think that a computer therapist can destroy the world?
> You are being a bit negative.
* Eliza, I think I will be positive now
> But you are not sure you will be positive now?
* I will try
Elle est dangereuse cette meuf!
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| | Obion, 19.08.2004 à 4:37 | 169243 |
| | | > *** Are We going to Chat? ***
> I can't help you without a dialog!
* I was copy-pasting your answer on Bubulle, minute butterfly!!
> Why are you concerned about my answer on Bubulle, minute butterfly?
* no, not your answer on bubulle minute butterfly... minute butterfly is a bad translated french expression... I tried to be funny
> You are being a bit negative.
* because my jokes are pitiful??
> That is quite interesting.
* really? but... I wanted to be a funny man... a bit like Mr Claude...
> What does that suggest to you?
* ... that I was ... definitely... NOT funny... ok... you're right
> Does it please you to believe I am right?
* not this time...
> Tell me more...
* well, you hurt me, I thought I was really funny... my dreams are broken
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* I don't think so
> Does that trouble you?
* now you ask me, I'm wondering if I'm a normal person...
> Do you enjoy being wondering if you're a normal person?
* no, not at all, it's very painful!
> Why no?
* eh... did you ever wonder if you were normal?
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* yes, you!! don't try to hyde from this question!
> Oh... don't try to hyde from this question?
bon, après c'est parti en couille |
| | Obion, 19.08.2004 à 4:17 | 169242 |
| | | > Hello, I am Eliza.
* hello
> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?
* I'm very happy today, let's talk about Grunt... you know Grunt??
> Do you enjoy being very happy today, let's talk about Grunt... you know Grunt??
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| | | | On s'amuse d'un rien…
* don't you know any other question?
> Oh... know any other question?
* i'm waiting for your new question
> Did you come to me because you are waiting for my new question?
* yes
> I understand.
* so? what will you do next?
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* i'm fucking talking about you!
> Do you enjoy being fucking talking about me? |
| | | | > Hello, I am Eliza.
* poil aux bras
> Don't you ever say Hello?
* Hello poil au dos
> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?
* poil au euh.....
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| | | | > Hello, I am Eliza.
* ta goule
> Don't you ever say Hello?
* Hello et tagoule quand même
> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?
* ta goule
> OK... "Hello et tagoule quand même". Tell me more.
* ta goule tagoule ta goule ta goule ta goule
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
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| | pessoa, 18.08.2004 à 20:31 | 169211 |
| | | > Tell me more.
* More
> Tell me more...
* More
> Why did you repeat yourself?
Sinon, c'est de la psy non-directive. Ca se fait encore, dans la vraie vie ? |
| | | | | j'y jouais y'a 10 ans sur mon mac à ce truc :o) |
| | Nexus4, 18.08.2004 à 17:32 | 169189 |
| | | ne pas oublier que c'est un robot "psychotherapist"...
* I'm very happy today
> Do you enjoy being very happy today?
Pas le genre a te foutre le mourront...
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| | chrisB, 18.08.2004 à 16:58 | 169181 |
| | | Histoire de na pas pourrir les autres sujets :
* i love you eliza
> Oh... eliza?
* yes
> I see.
* and you
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* yes
> Are you Sure?
* yes
> Do you expect a different answer by repeating yourself? |
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